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Bag Lady Pt. 2



  1. Purse – Metal trim shoulder bag from F21 $25.80. Perfect for times when u need to get down to business and need to use both hands like airport checkpoints and Black Friday madness.

  2. Vintage flat top flora accent sunglasses from Bleudame.com $16.80 – my favorite pair at the moment!

  3. Guess? Wallet – Which I’ve had for years now so I don’t remember how much it cost, and am too lazy to replace it. Filled with more receipts than money FOR SURE and FOR SHAME.

  4. International Auto Show tickets – 1 for Christian, 1 for Mike, 1 for Cat, and 1 for decoration lol.

  5. Fafi makeup bag – Totally unnecessary but too cute to NOT get. Inside I have Carmex, MAC lipstick in Mauvellous, and the best lip gloss ever made by C&O Bigelow.

  6. Johnson & Johnsons baby lotion – ‘Cuz we keeps it classy not ashy.

  7. Hello Kitty compact – Which I use to make sure I ain’t got shit in between my teef,or runny eyeliner.

  8. My G1 phone – I’ve gone through 4 in 1 year, making this one Sir Lloyd Banks IV. Yes, I name my electronics.

  9. Keys – To my moms, my car, my moms car, my house, and my ex’s house. I should probably give those back.

  10. Name badge – With my picture that I covered with stolen floss ‘cuz I look like an idiot wearing a hat in my work picture.

  11. Crazy Pill case – From Rach when she visited Kitson in L.A. Inside u’ll find the entire drugstore: birth control, Nyquil, Sudafed, Vitamins, Benedryl, and Tylenol.

  12. Hello Kitty tissue – ‘Cuz if ur gonna do sumth’n gross like blow snot outta ur nose u might as well attempt to look cute while doing it.

  13. Lastly, in true “Hi I’m Abi and I’m a fat-ass” tradition, a bottle of Furikake straight from Hawaii. I carried a bottle last year from Gail but then ran out. So when I got another bottle I made sure to keep it handy ‘cuz u just never know when u’ll need to sprinkle some on ur food. Furikake makes everything tastes better!

So there u go ladies and gents. Now it’s ur turn! Tell me what’s inside ur bag. Men, if u have a man purse do the same, I won’t judge u … ok maybe a little bit, but I promise I won’t tell anyone. Make sure to leave it as a comment with a picture attached. I love getting to know my readers!

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