top of page
RoseElephant copy.jpg

Bad to the Boner

You know it’s true friendship when you request a sexy dance to a specific song and and 30 minutes later you have this. Check out Bad Aby putting my sexy to shame! P.S. I’m waiting for the pole dance video *ahem*.

4 views0 comments

Recent Posts

See All

DickStracted.

It's my Friday morning ritual. This routine is healthy. It's peaceful, it's comforting. I unroll my mat by the door, because it gets hot. But mostly, I don't trust people. I put my phone on DND, and p

Sex'n w/ the Oldies.

Whenever I take a stroll down memory lane and read old sex blogs I think two things: Wow, I can't believe I wrote that and Wow, I can't believe I used to have sex like that Over glasses of rose amongs

Fuck My Life. No, Really.

"I think my vagina is broken," I said. "You are not broken. It happens," she replied. There are a few reasons why I haven't posted my infamous $250 sex toy review yet and sadly, one of the reasons is

bottom of page