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One day my girl Jessica from high school told me her sister thought she saw me at the club but didn’t say hi because she wasn’t sure if it was me. “That bitch looks different everytime I see her. One day she’s in some skanky ass butt hugger dress then the next day she’s Gwen Stefani’d out” (Yes, this was in ’03 when I had first discovered Russian Red by MAC lol).



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