You Spin Me Right Round Baby.
Growing up I used to hate being so tiny. At only 5 feet tall all the midget and handicap placard jokes start to take it’s toll on you. Then I got older and realized that while I will always need help putting luggage in the overhead compartment of airplanes, and need to ninja climb kitchen countertops to get things out of the top shelf of my cabinet – being short has a lot more advantages than I realized. For instance, if some Texas Chainsaw leatherface motherfucker chased me