It’s kinda like comparing apples to oranges but I’m just gonna put it out there right now: Sexting >>> Phone sex any day of the week. While phone sex is more intimate, and personal, it’s just not my cup of tea. Sure, it seems like a good idea at the time, but as soon as it’s over all you got is one hand on the phone, one hand down your pants, and a “What the fuck just happened here?!”  look on your face. You almost feel ashamed. Hey, I said almost. Quite frankly, at this poin

Ahhh the joys of sexting. As seen here, we already know I’m a fan. Nothing quite like walking through Disneyland and getting a penis picture just as you pass a five-year old meeting Mickey Mouse for the very first time. Some call it disturbing, I call it the element of surprise. At a baby-shower a few months ago, me and some of the “adults” discussed typical baby-shower stuff around the liquor table. You know stuff like: booty-calls, crazy bitches, and of course – sexting. “W