I never joined a sorority in college; however, I was the founding member of an elite investigative unit called “Researchin’ Ass Bitches...

It’s official. Ariana Grande is my new Britney Spears. Meaning, she’s my new teeny-bopper-pop-superstar obsession. Can you guess what...

She drove down this road before. Pedal to the metal, with her rear view mirror pointed to the sky. One hand on the wheel, and the other...

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Everytime I tell someone new about my crippling awkwardness, I get the same three responses: 1. You? Awkward? But you write a sex blog!...

Assholes aren’t very good at many things that don’t make you cry. They flake, have wandering dicks eyes, commitment issues, and secret...

The good: Johnny Sins (read my posts about him here and here) Tweeted me. The bad: He won’t be at AVN (him and Christy Mack would be the...

If you ask me how many sexual partners I’ve had, I’ll give you two different answers: 9 and 12. It’s not some ploy to lower my number,...

This guy is awesome. Hopefully, my husband will be the father I never had to our kids.

“Bang bang, I’m calling your name. You’re like a fire the world can’t tame. I wanna riot ’til the stars come out and play. Is that OK?...

Kryptonite is said to be Superman’s only weakness. Everytime he comes in contact with the radioactive element, he loses his powers. It...

If you guys have ADD, just FF to 2:27 and listen to the accents at the very least. Shit had me dying. And damn right I’ll still be buying...

I’m kidding. Don’t get all Aaron Hernandez on me now, I just needed a title. Anyway, in an attempt to give football a chance, (but...

I didn’t realize just how many pics I have from Hawaii until I started uploading them on here, but I guess that’s what happens when you...

There are some things that immediately turn me off upon first meeting a man. There’s bad hygiene, raggedy kicks, cockiness, and no sense...

I didn’t even know Clint Eastwood had a son, and now I have a raging boner for him. Seeing this pic also reminded me of how handsome...

I took the FB the other day for humpday inspiration since it’s hard to write about sex when you’re not having any. Thankfully, you guys...

I sincerely apologize for my lack of posts last week, but if you follow me on IG (instagram.com/gatnb) then you’ll know I was in Hawaii....

Being in a relationship in general can be trying for some people. Add time and space to the equation, and it can be that much harder....

You already know how I feel about Miss Grande, so DON’T JUDGE ME. I will say that it’s nice to see her out of a damn froofy dress and...