With the year coming to an end, I can’t help but think of how old I’m getting. Fuck hangovers and slow metabolism, nothing has made me...

I am SO happy this video exists. #keyandpeele #preach #tgifunny

Speaking of the thirst … If you’re as obsessed with Instagram as much as I am, then you’ll know that finding the perfect caption to go...

#osha #localedition #kriskringle #burton #embarcadero #girls #bff

A lot of women say they want an honest man, but don’t know how to act when they finally get one. These are the same women who get mad at...

Merry Christmas from Girls Are The New Boys! #birthday #christmas #holidays #jesus #instagram

Click in the image below for details. #newyearseve2013 #mystichotel #unionsquare #mixologi #sanfrancisco

#diplo #musicmondays #musicmondaze

I’ve never asked a man to buy me anything. No diamond rings, or Louboutins. No designer purse. Or satchel. Or tote. Not even a wallet....

I mean, it’s New Years Eve. Why not? NYE 2013 by doowaditty featuring Pied a Terre

An article about the “female douchebag” began circulating the internuts a few weeks ago, and I couldn’t help but laugh knowing I have...

It’s been a while since I’ve posted some pictures, so some of these go as far back as Thanksgiving. Blah blah blah. My life’s been boring...

The other night I went on a date. WTF. I’ve been on so many unofficial dates that it’s weird to read those words back to myself. But I’m...

Candles lit, and Miguel on repeat. I totally woo’d myself that night.

I always taught myself to never waste a hard dick. So regardless of what time it was, if there was a boner tapping me from behind I...

So there I am pulling wit out my ass to keep this text conversation with Mr. Handsome going, when the annual Victoria’s Secret fashion...

Although I wrote the previous post before Beyonce Yonce released her album, I’m going to pretend that she dropped her “Drunk In Love”...

i want to be your shot of whiskey, and take the edge away. make you punch drunk love. spicy. make you feel it in your chest. i want...

I hate to admit that my first game of the season was on Wednesday, but my what a game it was! Saw this commercial in between one of the...