I had another crying spell this morning. Do you know what that means? It doesn’t mean I cried over a Sarah Mclachlan SPCA commercial, or...

I can always count on Jeyel to one up me in the ig’nant music department. You’re a true friend. #fightnight #migos #musicmondaze #rap

Another year, another VMAs, another bad host, another train wreck I can’t help but watch. Actually, this year’s awards didn’t suck...

With the exception of my extremely brief stint in NY, I’ve lived in San Francisco longer than most of you have been alive. Still, there...

I wanted to make you breakfast in the morning. Pancakes, because you like that shit. I would’ve even used thick, white, carby bread, and...

I’m sorry to be a Debbie Downer today, but this Saturday will be a year since someone I once considered a sister committed suicide, and I...

I’m doing it again. That silly “thinking of you” thing that I have no control over. You know, that thing where I think about the first...

I’m sorry, but this video has me mesmerized. I understand that it may set females back decades, but Nicki’s ass (fake or not) is on some...

Just the tip honey, just the tip. I read somewhere that there is now a pill men can take to make their jizz  taste errr …  tolerable....

This might be the ONLY time I ever want my mom to come across my blog – to see what her dear, sweet, hard working, loving daughter who...

A friend of mine sent me this YouTube clip of the ever so beautiful Chandler Parsons on Chelsea Lately. It was in this moment that I...

About a week ago, news broke out that Warmachine (formally known as Jon Koppenhaver) was in an altercation with her and a third party at...

Ooey, gooey goodness. There’s something about baking a savory dish that makes me feel real gangster on that Julia Child, Giada...

This is the part where you stop wondering what you did wrong. The part where you stop replaying the course of your relationship from...

When someone does us wrong, the “right” thing to do is forgive, and forget. When someone makes us feel small, the “bigger” thing to do is...

I’ve been desperately trying to think of a way to get on MTV’s Girlcode, because um – HI. Bold, witty and raunchy? *insert sassy girl...

Over the weekend I attended Christy and Jimmy’s wedding at a hangar in Alameda. I watched the groom oogle his new wife, and the bride cry...

“Genie, you’re free” Robin Williams is one of the very few celebrities I’ve ever met. I was an employee at a toy store at the time, and...

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